Sunday, August 28, 2005

rehab is for quitters

well im back! thank you to all who cared, but im fine now, exept for a little yellowish tinge and pain in the glaiven.

oh and just a heads up, if you are on the list for a liver or kidney transplant... lets just say id put a bit of research in to whenst yonder organs came from and what abuse it has thus taken.

If you haven't taken in all the parodies and metaphores and other words that mean dancing around the point, i have thusly just recovered from a bout of food poisoning.... (what.... alcohol is a food...shaddup)

but after two days recovery and a bucket later, i am feeling much better, watching a new simpsons on channel 6...or 10...meh some channel. now that i think of it, it is probably a dvd...or a tape... oh well


so, i was thinking the other day that i really need to get out more so i am off to the sunny qld next saturday.

Sweeet... i hope to get some happy snaps to share with ya'all

but untill then, i bid thee adieu!

lots of love


Saturday, August 27, 2005

my little hangover, my little hangover

dont even ask...

instead of whinging and bitching about what is most certainly a clear definition of self poisoning, i will just skip back to my days before hand...

my wednesday started with a beautitian appointment to have things plucked, waxed and dyed... a typical day in the life of a woman.

then came my three hour hair appointment, and i must say, it looks funky as! the day i find my camera under all the crap, i will take a picture and show you all.

im sorry but my mind is dead at the moment, when the alcohol is out of my system, i will beginagain

hehehe branigan beginagain.....


Monday, August 22, 2005

The thing you need to know about edible green body paint

it tastes like sugar coated latex and if green in colour you can bet your ass that it will stain your skin so bad that soap will not remove it, neither will makeup remover...only mineral turpentine will save you now....

plus its stupid.... i would much prefer the candy bra and panties i saw whilst shopping the other day.... think those candy necklaces and bracelets with sugarie candied strung along some elastic... but a bra and panties.... mmmmm ....

but i am a little hesitant for 3 reasons....

1. the panties were a g-string, and ill be damned if someone is going to consume something that has gone where no man has gone before...

2. now i have consumed candy necklaces before, and i know for a face that you BITE and CHEW the candy off.... something that is that close to my "innocence" is NOT going to be CHEWED!!!!

3. im not the one going to be eating it.... so it hardly seems fair....

now i will leave you to ponder that for a while, only because i let Brent cook tea on his own, and he has managed to set the kitchen on fire, by leaving dirty pots on the stove and he turned on the wrong one, LEFT it alone and now the flat is full of carsnogenic smoke.... mmmm cancer....

i will be back, a little charred and covered in soot, but back none the less


Sunday, August 21, 2005

Almost Famous

I apologise for not updating my "blog" as much as i should. my reasons being that i didnt realise that anyone would enjoy reading it that they would want current updates.

so to you all, i am sorry.

now back on to it, i feel like i have more to say today. i mean, nothing has happened, but i believe that i have the brain meats to come up with something.

well for starters, i am sorry to all who keep going to my old website/blog. geocities decided that it would be a hoot to change how i update it, and being blonde in origin (i think that is my natural colour.... i havent seen what it is in like 6 years..... best to keep it that way) i have neither the mind power/time to figure it out, nor do i have the "pull" to covert a first year computing uni student to do it for me regularily (yes i am still talking about my website, and not some second thing)

so i will use what grey matter i have that still has an electric current surging through it to put a link to this page...... so i estimate that i should have that done in about a year or so....

now back to me..... well i have a new gym!!! if you had read my last website, i was at an aquatic center gym. that was fun while it lasted but i got bored with the same testosterone filled, mucle bound, making "pouty looks at themselves in the mirrors" guys (translation: they were more interested in themselves to notice anything remotely female, meaning ME GODDAMN IT!) and i also got so sick of swimming in kiddie pee and there are only so many "accidental child drownings" one can pull off before they start to catch on to me. so i thought i would try my luck elsewhere. and i found it! a hardly used gym with pool and SAUNA!!!! mmm i spent 3 hours there on friday after work.

I also bought a new "g-banger" with frillies and diamonties! so cuuuute!! ive always been a bit partial to the Kazer brand.

I saw "The skeleton Key" sorry but for once i would love to see a movie of the horror genre where the leading character acts like they have seen at least one horror film in their lives and say "gee, this is really f**ked up, im gonna get the f**k out of here" as apposed to trying to solve the spooky mystery and going into that dark spooky room and investigating that strange noise with a faulty torch in my white chestybond and panties with no bra and its cold so you can make out my pert little nipples....

speaking of which, i saw "darkness falls". it wasnt as crap as i imagined it would be. but it also makes me stand by my point of "im your mother and i will investigate your room without switching the light on and yet still say everything is ok, even though i cant see shit in the dark"

and im sorry, but if anyone really thought about it, if you were in most of the situations that these people are in, i wouldnt be all brave, i would be the one cowering in the corner, rocking slowly back and forth muttering "there's no place like home" repeatedly... i am trying to interlectualize HORROR MOVIES!!!! that is like the catholic church trying to justify the reason behind the crusades.... it think i will take a leaf from their book and claim ignorance. what crusades? what slaughtering and raping of innocent foreigners in the name of God? what is an apology and what is this word "reperation" you speak of?

Well im spent.... i promise to update more often if you promise to teach me how to put pictures on this thing.....

lotsa lurve

Lilly Pilly


Thursday, August 18, 2005

a rostered day off from what?

welcome to my first ever post in my blog. Actually, if i was to get technical on yo' ass, its my second one... and as we can obviously see, my life has hit an hysterically boring plateu since i began my blog.

i have done nothing but work my ass off, then gymming, then crashing when i get home. and my rostered day off was a total joke.

infact i think i will do this another day when something amazing happens i guess...

mmmmm coma

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

First impressions last....

why when I write that title, do I think of someone riding a bike, hitting a curb and flying over the handlebars and head first into wet cement?