Thursday, August 31, 2006

What is a Fish finger really? metaphorically speaking...

Well yesterday I had the ramblings of a lifetime, all squished into like 3 hours,(mattie thought it was quite amusing) and we thought, i must put these into my blog.

But loe and behold, i cant remember the bulk of them.

I seem to remember something about mob law when it comes to hold ups... and something about underwear slogans... oh and our states finest... (the police) being absolutely useless at actual detective work... oh dont get me wrong, they are great if they are there in person & happen to witness the whole thing, but even with moderate amounts of leads and information, they still cant seem to figure out anything....

Take exhibit A. for example.... a spate of bottleshop/takeaway hold ups in Tasmania... running over a month or more... the police had ample video footage of the offenders in the midst of their robberies, eye witness accounts of the get-away vehicle, not to meantion the fact that they had a serial pattern of hitting bottleshops and takeaway stores in the greater hobart area.... did i meantion eye witness accounts?

And nothing, nada, not a freaking clue.... wow it just makes you swell with pride for our finest... bring me heratio from CSI! he'll figure it out, and do it in like a span of a 45 minute show...

Again, dont get me wrong, there is probably a very good explanation to why they are so crappy at detective work... but i ask you, why dont they tell me that reason so i can shut my mouth and stop rambling?

I mean, they had this whole month or so, with like a new crime every 4 to 7 days... and they just kept shrugging their shoulders and duhing at us... now these crimes have come to a halt (not thanks to the capture of these offenders) and i can just see them wiping their brows and whispering to eachother "wow, im glad thats over, we were starting to look a little incompetant there..."

Lets face it, you have just shown these crims that they can pretty much get away with it, so i bet you my top dollar (that is a dollar to anyone who thinks its more) that they start up again as soon as the booze and marijuanna money runs short.

Now, after my very politically prickly ramble, on to the underwear slogans,

I was drifting off to sleep last night, sleepily giggling with mattie about what would be a good slogan for my underwear to sport.

This all arised from the fact that i almost bought a pair of nifty scruds with wish bear from the care bears on the front, this coming from mattie calling me his "intensive care bear".

This started mattie and i coming up with slogans, (the score being mattie: 2 Lilpil :7-8 sleepy ramblings

Some we came up with was "you must be this tall to ride" "slippery when wet" "caution: falling rocks" (dont ask) "let your fingers do the walking" (double dont ask) and i cant remember anymore cause i was half asleep.

This spawned the idea that you who actually bother to read all of this crap, should leave some comments on some good slogans, c'mon people, i know you read this darn thing, so put your fingers to some walking and darn well talk to me! i need correspondance damn it!

And another thing... Trucks.... Trucks through the city... Trucks when im trying to get to work a little early so that i can make an early appointment, cause me to be later than the days when im running late...

Ohhhhh it makes my fishfingers burn on the outside but stay frozen on the inside (thus equalling eachother out to make the perfect fish finger for the dog to eat.. and i was really in the mood for fish fingers too damn it, and you know it was the last 4 in the slightly damp frozen box...)

what is a fish finger? why not a fish slice? a fish soilder? compressed fish sweepings in a bizarly bright orange crubling? is fish fingers what happens to the fish that get kidnapped and the Tasmanian police fish wants proof of the kidnapping before they start negotiations, so the kidnapper fish sends mini fish fingers with some tomato sauce in a box?

god i could go some fish fingers now...

mmmm fish finger sandwitch without the bread.... oh oh oh fish finger sandwich with cheese in the middle... mmmmm

oh with a little comical stuffed olive on a skewer to hold it all together, and to make it look just right.

to all those out there that eat that olivie thingie, ew..... your that wierd person who eats the garnish parsley arent you?.... or the side of salad? you eat that? god you are weird!

Oh quick survey!

Who actually eats/enjoys the side of salad if they get something with a side of salad and chips?
Or eats the parsley ganish?
Or eats the skewered fishfinger sandwich olive thingie?

This should be rather interesting

ask your friends, tell me so i can post the results.

Anyway, its nearing lunch and i should actually get back to work

Love you all sweety snookums

and i promise to try and write down my ramblings so i remember in future!

Love you all

Kiss kiss

Lilly pilly


Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Optimist drowns in half full bathtub

I would be a super lab rat... or a cheater... its a sort of glass half empty/full sort of thing.... hence the title!

Well im in a bit of a better mood today, though i must admit that i did not stick true to my say nothing bad thing... i got home and totally ripped their image a new butthole...

Anyhoo i should go, i promise to do a better update at some stage, but im just so flat out doing stuff!

Not complaining, just doing!

Love you all my super lab ratties...



Monday, August 28, 2006

I know that you're not really two-faced in spite of the impression you give. If you were, why on earth would you be wearing that one?

As you can see, I've had a bad day...

I'm trying a new thing that is if i havent got anything nice to say about someone, i wont say it at all...... so here is me not saying a hell of a lot of things....

Love ya all



Tuesday, August 22, 2006

The Leprechaun tells me to burn things

This describes how I feel today to a tee...

.....Im Hungry.....

Love Lilly

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Please stand by...

This is a transmission to Americajay.... Damn yoo's, you are the only reason I started blogging frequently, but yet i see your blog goes untouched....


no.... strike that, I set upon thee with my baby hamster and his BOOM STICK!!!

Thats right... and after he is finished with you, he is going to go and hold Mister Blunty hostage until he fixes the forum and does another blog entry, i dont care if its the lazy video blog, at least it would be something....

sniff* i miss his forum... it was like a buzzy internet filled with html incription home away from real home....

I wont complain about the color anymore... i promise!!!! WAAAAAH~~

im over it now, i have to go and get petrol and then go show some houses, and its cold and rainy, and my nose is runny...

mmm romantic

anyhoo, ok peoples i love you bai bai!

Love Lilly and her boomsticksexual baby hamster who is not named harry, how dare you even imply he is a little bit chubby, and a little bit hairy and ... you know the rest.


(cold and flu meds are fun)


is there anything that sounds as good? nope, not when your a poor ass like myself!!!

It was the company's End of Financial year "seminar"... and by seminar we mean free food and grog!

I had so much to eat and not to meantion.... DRINK!!! and here i am now, at work after that, bright as a button and just as cute. no one thought i would make it, but i showed them, i was even early for work!!!


Anyway i should go and do some work, to make up for the vast amounts of fermented grape juice i consumed.

Love you all
*big mental telepathy hug*



Monday, August 07, 2006

4 years of of being 21.

This entry is pretty much for my mister mattius Q. Mattie (cherry's new nickname cause the voices told her too... at least that is what i could gather from her entry)

*Waves like a teenybopper at a Backstreet Boys concert*

HEYA MISTA MATTIE!!!! can you see me?!?! huh?!?! I'm Over Here!!!, HEY!!! WOOOOOH!!!!

My mista is going to be looking up my blog today to have a quick squiz... i think i worried him when he asked me if i wrote anything about him in it, and i said yes and then wouldnt tell him what i wrote...mainly cause i couldnt remember, but we wont tell him that, will we? cause its too much fun to watch him squirm....


The thought occured to him last night as we were watching an episode of C.S.I Miami... god i love heratio!! do the glasses thing!!! DO THE GLASSES THING!!!!!

But anyway, there was a blog featured in this particular episode, which agotsa mista mattie thinking.... what does a little lillypilly get up to on the net?

Well, this is about it, im sorry.... im really really sorry.... really really REALLY sorry.... but this is really it.

Well anyhoo its Matties birthday in like 2 days and i have FINALLY got some Idea's on what to get him!!! took me long enough, and with no help whatsoever.... maybe.... shaddup.

hrmmmmm now what else was there, oh yeas.... I LOVE YOU MATTIE!!!! MARRY ME AND HAVE LOTS OF BABIES!!!! (by lots i mean like, one, in like, many years time... or lets buy a puppie.... thatll do.)

I Proclaim my love for this man over my blog in a soppy, drooly, sugary sweet, rainbow happy town way that will make all those singles out there vomit simultaniously and drop in a seizure of pure "ew"ness.

*ponders*......mmmmm sugary rainbow drool......

Well, my lunch is sorted.

Oh and just to let you all know, i am doing netball now!!! WOOT!!! competative urges sorted!!! im Goal Keeper, Defender of the goalie ring thing!

We won last week but now we lost this week, and i rolled my ankle something shocking... its sore but ok

Oh and MAttie and i went to the botanical gardens together to have lunch on sunday... it was awesome!!!! we gave eachother piggie back rides whilst taping it on our phones, funny stuff.
And the fortnight before that, he was so sweet, he organised a surprise cruise for me on the river Derwent!!! it was so romantic and beautiful!!! i could have cried!!! ive never been so surprised and so happy!!!!

I love you Mattie

Lots of Love

Lilly Pilly


Saturday, August 05, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK!!!

Awwe look what i found when i was supposed to be doing work.... he is so CUTE!!!! in a fluffy baby hamster with a semi automatic sort of way....

Now here is a question for the ages... is it wrong to catch yourself admiring your own clevage whilst at work?

I so did this today, i was just looking at them thinking "So this is the view all the people get when they come in to speak to me and im sitting and they are standing...." I dont mean to brag but they were looking pretty awesome... and i will forgive myself this week as it is the states national "breast pride week".

C'mon, its the only week im allowed to be proud of them, and not curse them for the back pain they give me, or the fact that they can fluctuate from a B cup, to a C cup, to when im uber hormonal... a D cup, back to a c cup, to an not quite D cup but not quite C cup..... Then there is the whole self esteem issue that comes with them.... "i want them bigger! now i want them smaller! now i want them perky! now i want them not to look quite like Jordans....(the chick who looks like if you poked her in her forhead, you would offset her balance and she would collapse in on herself)

Yep... the pride runneth over today....

right, different subject.

ummmm.. oh! i so choked on a jellybabie today! i had just put it in my mouth and someone walked in to the office and surprised me.... now i have the oddest case of the hiccoughs and i keep having this image of this fully intact jelly baby trying to claw its way to freedom in my stomach.... its giving me intergestion... that and the thought that i never actually got to enjoy the sugary carbohydrates that are now going straight to my not fair....

what else.... oh yeah i caught up with the gals, went down to new norfolk for some cheap piss and some self esteem boosters.... Hella funny, i totally reccomend it. Specially the fish nuggets at the bush in....mmmmmm fishy nugget goodness.....

though i must warn you, the choices on the menu are deep fried or deep fried.... no sushi or ceasar salad for me my friends....

what else.... oh yeah its Mista Matties birthday next week, i have this whole day planned! its gonna be awesome! i just dont know what to get him for his birthday pressie! he said he just wants me to buy some matching bra and undies in electric blue for myself.... im not too sure whether or not to take the hint on that one.... what is wrong with my seven dwarf undies?!? at least i have a clean pair on every day..... mostly..... ew.....

Electric blue is his favourite color by the way, if you were wondering why such a random comment.

well apart from that i just dont know what to get him, i got him a funny pressie of a hawaian lai.... just for laughs, cause i said i was gonna get him laid by me for his birthday.... BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

i just dont know what to get him.... all suggestions welcome, except for knives.... i heard that you cant give knives as presents, its bad karma, and then that person has to give you money for the knives so that they technically bought them from you and it gets a little complicated after that, and i dont do complicated.

hrmmmm what else.... ummmm......

nothing i guess...

thats about it for my ramblings....

sad huh?

Thanks for reading this far, you really really didnt have too, if i were you i would have so used my internet time to look up porn or video;s of people hurting themselves that i find quite funny, expecially if they are skaters trying to be cool and jump of a roof and totally stack it.... good times....

Love you all, love me back and leave comments damn yous!!!

Love Lilly