it tastes like sugar coated latex and if green in colour you can bet your ass that it will stain your skin so bad that soap will not remove it, neither will makeup remover...only mineral turpentine will save you now....
plus its stupid.... i would much prefer the candy bra and panties i saw whilst shopping the other day.... think those candy necklaces and bracelets with sugarie candied strung along some elastic... but a bra and panties.... mmmmm ....
but i am a little hesitant for 3 reasons....
1. the panties were a g-string, and ill be damned if someone is going to consume something that has gone where no man has gone before...
2. now i have consumed candy necklaces before, and i know for a face that you BITE and CHEW the candy off.... something that is that close to my "innocence" is NOT going to be CHEWED!!!!
3. im not the one going to be eating it.... so it hardly seems fair....
now i will leave you to ponder that for a while, only because i let Brent cook tea on his own, and he has managed to set the kitchen on fire, by leaving dirty pots on the stove and he turned on the wrong one, LEFT it alone and now the flat is full of carsnogenic smoke.... mmmm cancer....
i will be back, a little charred and covered in soot, but back none the less
Lilly
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