Monday, September 19, 2005

is the moonshinin' business that lucrative?

i must be in the wrong proffession people. aparently there is money to be made by bootlegging grog. or so that is what the movie "dukes of hazzard" has lead me to believe...and when has a movie ever led me wrong?!

so i apologise for my rant on thursday, but it was well worth it i tell you. it felt good i tell you! and you know how sometimes you rant, and then like a couple of days later you get a pang of guilt and think "oh maybe i was a little harsh..." well i can happily tell you that that is NOT applicable in my situation! its still just as fubar as it was when it happened.

but enough! we dont want to dwell on the past now do we? DO WE?!!?

well i had a nice weekend everyone, how about you? anyone else lucky enough to be on the recieving end of a spiked drink? i know i was.

i would like to put it out there to you guys out there who are thinking that spiking someones drink is going to get you a definate "lay".... WRONG!!! sooooo very very wrong....

i would like to put forth my argument in the way of a pretty arranged power point presentation, but i think that would be the tacky end of sarcasm, dont you?
so this will have to do for you people...

1. most females travel in packs of at minimum 2... unless you are planning to drag two unconsious body's home, i really think that you are wasting your time...

2. i would like to point out that most females arent stupid, for example, if i have only had 3 cruisers in 4 hours and i start having difficulty with speech and mobility, and start feeling like i have downed a bottle of tequila, i am going to excuse myself and get the big ass bouncer who happens to be a really good friend of mine to call me a cab and beat the crap out of any male that comes remotly close to my being.

3. did you try buying a drink for them minus the rowie's? charm will get you everywhere...

4. did you try asking? hello!? statistical chances are that there are at least one female in the vicinity that is a willing participant in your sleazy sceme.

5. two words.... extacy tablets....

now that i have made my very jaded point...jaded because i do not like making a fool of myself.... like passing out in taxi's, walking head on into telephone poles, sending a text message that was meant for my boyfriend, to the really wrong person at 12 at night, ruining a perfectly good pair of shoes...... grrrrrrr

well im off to bed peoples, have a better week than that goat in the first jurrasic park movie... you know, the one in the t-rex pen?

love you all

lilly

4 comments:

shawnflynn06298598 said...
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Melody said...

Oh Oh Oh, i was on the receiving end of a spiked drink also, miss lilly.............wait a mintue, i was with you wasn't I?!!

Miss Lilly said...

yes....yes you were!

Melody said...

Arrrrrrrrrrgh my memory is starting to return.
SAVY!!!