This is my BOOMSTICK!!!

Awwe look what i found when i was supposed to be doing work.... he is so CUTE!!!! in a fluffy baby hamster with a semi automatic sort of way....

Now here is a question for the ages... is it wrong to catch yourself staring....no... admiring your own clevage whilst at work?

I so did this today, i was just looking at them thinking "So this is the view all the people get when they come in to speak to me and im sitting and they are standing...." I dont mean to brag but they were looking pretty awesome... and i will forgive myself this week as it is the states national "breast pride week".

C'mon, its the only week im allowed to be proud of them, and not curse them for the back pain they give me, or the fact that they can fluctuate from a B cup, to a C cup, to when im uber hormonal... a D cup, back to a c cup, to an not quite D cup but not quite C cup..... Then there is the whole self esteem issue that comes with them.... "i want them bigger! now i want them smaller! now i want them perky! now i want them not to look quite like Jordans....(the chick who looks like if you poked her in her forhead, you would offset her balance and she would collapse in on herself)

Yep... the pride runneth over today....

right, different subject.

ummmm.. oh! i so choked on a jellybabie today! i had just put it in my mouth and someone walked in to the office and surprised me.... now i have the oddest case of the hiccoughs and i keep having this image of this fully intact jelly baby trying to claw its way to freedom in my stomach.... its giving me intergestion... that and the thought that i never actually got to enjoy the sugary carbohydrates that are now going straight to my thighs....so not fair....

what else.... oh yeah i caught up with the gals, went down to new norfolk for some cheap piss and some self esteem boosters.... Hella funny, i totally reccomend it. Specially the fish nuggets at the bush in....mmmmmm fishy nugget goodness.....

though i must warn you, the choices on the menu are deep fried or deep fried.... no sushi or ceasar salad for me my friends....

what else.... oh yeah its Mista Matties birthday next week, i have this whole day planned! its gonna be awesome! i just dont know what to get him for his birthday pressie! he said he just wants me to buy some matching bra and undies in electric blue for myself.... im not too sure whether or not to take the hint on that one.... what is wrong with my seven dwarf undies?!? at least i have a clean pair on every day..... mostly..... ew.....

Electric blue is his favourite color by the way, if you were wondering why such a random comment.

well apart from that i just dont know what to get him, i got him a funny pressie of a hawaian lai.... just for laughs, cause i said i was gonna get him laid by me for his birthday.... BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

i just dont know what to get him.... all suggestions welcome, except for knives.... i heard that you cant give knives as presents, its bad karma, and then that person has to give you money for the knives so that they technically bought them from you and it gets a little complicated after that, and i dont do complicated.

hrmmmm what else.... ummmm......

nothing i guess...

thats about it for my ramblings....

sad huh?

Thanks for reading this far, you really really didnt have too, if i were you i would have so used my internet time to look up porn or video;s of people hurting themselves that i find quite funny, expecially if they are skaters trying to be cool and jump of a roof and totally stack it.... good times....

Love you all, love me back and leave comments damn yous!!!

Love Lilly

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